Wednesday, 17 February 2010

H-E-A-R-T(y) Attack

Monday, the 15th of February 2010 at 3.00PM.  In a living room. A girl, in her late 20’s was sitting in the couch, prolifically browsing through the internet when she heard the door bell ringing.

She gazed into the peephole and found a stranger in black. Alarmed she was, as she did not expect any visitor that time. To be cautious, she took the mobile to call her husband. Asking him to stay on the call, she slowly opened the door to converse with the stranger. He was a dark, tall man in his early 30’s. Heavily built, he was wearing a brown colored overcoat and was carrying a huge carton.
There’s a parcel for you ma’m” the stranger told. “I did not order anything” she said frantically.

He read the details written in the parcel with the complete address when she realized that they were perfectly matching hers. She made a second look at the parcel to validate it.
“Who had sent it and from where?” she inquired. “The detailed are written in the box ma’m. Can you please sign here” said the stranger hastily lending the e-signing machine to her. Confused she was, "I am neither going to take this nor sign this" said her inner voice, while she was making her autograph in the machine.

“Thanks and have a good day” he said and smiled, took the lift back downstairs and vanished. She instantaneously closed the door and locked it, without knowing what to do. After seeing the mobile in her hand, “Hello, you there. The carton is bit big...(pause) big enough to fit a preethi mixie”, she told the husband who was silently listening to her. 
He asked her to check the details in the carton even before opening it. She did as her husband said. On top of the box was written UPS SAVER, and it was from Frucon company.

She read the details to her husband and asked, “Have you ordered anything?” He said no.
“Anything from your friends in Zurich?”. He said no.
Is this some kind of gift you are sending me?” He said no. She was now getting really nosy and scared to open it.

She set the call on hold and tried to open the carton. Desperately she looked out for a scissor, but couldn’t find one. So, she vehemently used her hand & opened the box out of curiosity. And.... she found this….

this and this.....


And a love letter from her husband. 

She immediately took the mobile, “Hey, you got this gift for me right??”, “Now tell me without lying”. He smiled, and said “Yes”. “I wanted it to be delivered yesterday baby, but they do not work on Sunday, and so it reached you today". He paused and said "I love you dear". "I love you too" she added.
 “Was it a super surprise? Did you like it?” asked the husband.  She said "it's a real surprise.  Yeah liked it very much.  Who will not like this?"  And then the sweet nonsense talks continued..........

Is this what we call H-E-A-R-T Attack?? I mean attacking a heart with so many hearts!!

Oh yes, and the theory of "Love is Blind" is thus proved.

Friday, 5 February 2010

Idhellam oru Pozhappu

8.00 AM – Wake up from bed when the husband gets something ready to drink.
8.15 AM – Finishing the restroom activities
8.30 AM - Prepar some breakfast and thorathify pack off the husband darling to office
8.45 AM – Logging into facebook, orkut, gmail, hotmail, blogger, yahoo...anything missed out??
9.00 AM – Time to grab something for breakfast. Munch some cornflakes.
9.15 AM – Check Facebook. Refresh the new feeds, and find out what’s new among friends
9.30 AM – Check Orkut for any scraps, updates from friends, any new photos uploaded
9.45 AM – Check gmail. No mails. Ok. Go to the old mails and read them.Delete the junks
10.00 AM – Again Facebook. Now it’s Farmville time. See if the crops are grown.  Not yet? 
10.15 AM – Get some juice to drink.
10.30 AM – Log into café world. See if anything is cooked. Not yet done? Sends free gifts to friends, and receive them.
10.45 AM – Login to Farmville to send and receive gifts.
11.00 AM – Enjoy the view from the balcony window for a while.
11.15 AM – Chat with dad
11.45 AM – Eat some buiscuits, and fruits
12.00 PM – Login to FB, check for new feeds
12.15 PM – Now playing Fishville, scrubbing the algae, sending free gifts and receiving them
1.00 PM – Oh. The food is already cooked – Not in the house, but in Café World. Hurry to CW and start playing
1.30 PM - Kling! My crops will be withered. Login to FV – harvesting, plowing, seeding, milking the cow, brushing the animals, collecting the fruits from the trees, helping friends. 
3.00 PM – Realise the pains of being starved. Go to kitchen (not the virtual one!!). Put some rice, some sambar, some veggies, some rasam, and some curd. The so-called-lunch is over.
3.30 PM – Login to Hotmail, check mails, reply to mails, forward some mails.
4.00 PM – Login to FB, check for new feeds. Nothing new. Login to Orkut. Nothing new.  Login to Gmail. No new mails :(
4.30 PM – So check yahoo mail.
4.45 PM - Talk with mom and dad
5.00 PM – Login to FB, open all the pages from Farmville, Café world, and Fishville. Keep seeing them for sometime
6.00 PM – Login to youtube or online radio. Play some good music.
6.30 PM – Husband comes home, and poor girl starts cooking :(

What a tiresome day it was. Phew!!